tisdag 27 oktober 2009

Megalomania

Test tomorrow, and hopefully it goes better then the statistic course that happens to have a test next week. Yeah, how fun. What have I gotten myself into. It's so much more fun dealing with political science. Speaking of which, a political scientist (in this article referred to as a historian for some reason) has proposed the idea that the 5 Nordic Countries should join together as a federation/confederation to be a heavier voice in the world. It somehow sound familiar, I can't put my finger on it...oh, now I remember. I wrote about it some time ago. Of course mine was a bit more undemocratic and meant something like the total subjugation of the Nordic Countries and it's neighbors with the capital being Stockholm. Just for fun of course, I'm to nice to actually be a dictator/emperor/king and rule over some people (some would say to weak, but I like to see it positively). Then on the other hand, power corrupts.

What would I do with such powers? I don't know? Which country is the best chocolate producers? Belgium, Switzerland and France? Alright then, we invade them and get a steady supply of chocolate, a healthy economy based on war industries and no unemployment. And the best part is that I get all chocolate. Mmm...Marabou. I guess that company would be my crown-jewel and be the only one to produce its products. Of course I probably would end up like Charles X Gustaf in size and most likely die by the same age of 37. It's not a very glorious end, and there will probably not be a lot of imperial regalia left like the Romanov eggs and such. Mine would be of chocolate and melt away. As you see, I would be passed into the history books as one of the weirdest rulers in the history of mankind, probably dubbed the chocolate king. And I would probably smile in my grave for that, or make that a tomb so I fit in a sarcophagus.

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